It's Saturday!!!

Today is already Saturday. There aren't enough days in the weekend.

Anyway, I have to admit I was very jealous of one of my friends this weekend. She bought an onion! Can you believe it? Nothing mild....an onion. Then she sauteed it.

I wasn't sure if I was ready to venture into the fresh produce section of the supermarket, but today I took a chance. I did not want to be out done, so I bought Cucurbita pepo (that would be a zucchini in laymen's terms). I grilled it after basting it with olive oil. Extra Virgin!!! LOL

One day I hope to have a garden, but weeds terrify me. They are so tumultuous.

Speaking of weeds.... If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised.

Thoughtful Sunday

Went on a date this weekend with my DH.....Walked around Wal-Mart for 2 hours. Can't tell you how exciting my life is.

We were only there for two hours because my DH had to get home to watch boxing on cable. Funny thing is that we don't have cable.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. I love the ballet!!!

Yep, Another Day

Okay, so the cob webs are still there.

But back to the clown movie... What if at the end of the movie, the clown dies from severe dehydration from the diarrhea and all his friends went to the funeral in one car? I hear Hollywood calling.

Be right back...got to pee.....

Okay so I am thinking again... If I was a horse, and someone got on me, and then fell off, and then got right back on me, I think I would buck him off right away. Seriously! But then again, I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you set up camp, you could eat him. How about it, science? I am so brilliant, it scares me.

Day One

Played hookie today from school. Slept until 12:30.
Took a shower then walked to the couch and sat there.
Then I started thinking... the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper?"
As I was thinking about dinner, I noticed cobwebs on the ceiling. They were whitish in color. Interesting. Someone told me that cobwebs were abandoned spider webs, but I have not seen any spiders.
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. LOL.