Sunday, April 20, 2008

Nicknames

Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head."Normally you would think that "Fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think that.

If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Princess of Scorpions", because then I could go up and sting people and they would turn around and go, "What the-?" And then they would recognize me, and go, "Oh, it's you, the Princess of Scorpions."

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